I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I want a musical about memes.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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