so explain again why im purple
no
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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