are you still at the devil's house?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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