I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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