I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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