So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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