Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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