about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
