Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you still have your period?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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