But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Randomize
