I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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