Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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