i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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