My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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