New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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