How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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