that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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