There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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