pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Randomize
