Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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