i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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