i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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