I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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