If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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