I'm lost and stupid without you.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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