yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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