Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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