Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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