I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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