You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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