We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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