Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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