dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
