I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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