Nicole vs. Life
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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