I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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