it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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