...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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