I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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