Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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