he shaved USA in his pubs
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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