Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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