she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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