it wasn't lemon gatorade
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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