Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
