I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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