he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
How naked do you want me to be?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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