just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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