Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I party with great urgency now.
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