It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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