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Puke
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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