Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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