I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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