Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i dont even know how to be here
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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