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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?

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Talk about killing two birds with one stoner.

Submitted by 1082.41 on Sep 8, 10 at 3:31pm

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- Getting two birds stoned at once
  
  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Sep 9, 10 at 11:29am
  
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A dime bag of the cournel's finest herbs and spices?

Submitted by yourconscience on Sep 8, 10 at 3:47pm

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Just need purple drink and watermelon and your in black people heaven.

Submitted by giantmidgit93 on Sep 8, 10 at 3:27pm

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- Wow that's a little racist
  
  Submitted by ur_a_towel on Sep 8, 10 at 4:32pm
  
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  - It is, but it's true.
    
    Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 10, 10 at 2:02am
    
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i love florida, fried chicken, and marijuana. please come steal me from southern california, i miss the east coast :)

Submitted by killacali on Sep 8, 10 at 3:42pm

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now who the hell says weed makes you unproductive?

Submitted by dyzzie on Sep 8, 10 at 10:49pm

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recipe?

Submitted by goldensilver394 on Sep 8, 10 at 10:25pm

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- Add oil to pan, set on High heat setting, put the weed in the oil, let it sit in the hot oil for 5-10 minutes (letting the THC extract into the oil), place chicken in the oil and fry it up until cooked. Never done it before but that's how I would approach it.
  
  Submitted by skootles on Sep 9, 10 at 7:35am
  
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  - Doesn't a ton of the THC get wasted since you're not drinking all the oil at the end? (At least I ASSUME you aren't...)
    
    Submitted by ldato on Sep 9, 10 at 11:36am
    
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    You WILL drink the oil.. At least use it a a sauce?
    
    Submitted by Watermelons on Sep 10, 10 at 8:37am
    
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Yum !

Submitted by Dua on Sep 20, 10 at 6:02pm

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You should be in the stoner hall of fame. Makes me wish i still smoked.

Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 8, 10 at 3:30pm

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- Never too late to start back up ;)
  
  Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 10, 10 at 2:03am
  
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This>KFC. LOL jk KFC iz the shit

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 8:15pm

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Benefited society

Submitted by calixdude4life on Sep 8, 10 at 3:18pm

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There is a weed cook book that you can get at barns and nobles. Super great! It even teaches you how to make "weed beer" I haven't tested that one yet, but looks amazing!

Submitted by Nova_Girl on Sep 9, 10 at 12:27pm

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FUCK SOVIET RUSSIA

Submitted by PacoTheTaco on Sep 8, 10 at 9:32pm

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U should open up your own fried chicken spot lol

Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 8, 10 at 7:23pm

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i need that recipe man

Submitted by marshall55 on Sep 9, 10 at 12:55am

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@ Phys - grow a sack an smoke a blunt bitch. Then you'll know how amazing life is high.

Submitted by Firebirdrise on Sep 8, 10 at 10:32pm

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Best-idea ever!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Jiro117 on Sep 8, 10 at 3:28pm

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@killacali : there's nothing as good as southern Cali! Haha\nAnd why is everybody talking about meth and crackheads on a post about bud!?

Submitted by ese_suerte_loco on Sep 9, 10 at 12:03am

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If that is real I will lose my shit

Submitted by brownbear18 on Sep 8, 10 at 10:07pm

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Most amazing thing i have ever heard of in my life can I come hang out with you

Submitted by lovemuffin45 on Sep 8, 10 at 11:06pm

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Want.

Submitted by butterf1yy on Jan 19, 11 at 1:49pm

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Success!!! =]

Submitted by AFoxxyB on Sep 10, 10 at 12:06pm

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It's funny cause he made a charizard

Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 10:50pm

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I may not have done that but I'm guessing the rest of my day has been much more productive than yours has

Submitted by Phys on Sep 8, 10 at 4:18pm

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Marry me.

Submitted by mackenziii on Dec 19, 10 at 12:20am

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Marry me.

Submitted by mackenziii on Dec 19, 10 at 12:20am

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I hope you like oil cuz that's where the stuff that will get you loaded is.

Submitted by NikkiRei on Sep 12, 10 at 12:49pm

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Phys is a hater!! \n\n\nThis girl indeed is a genius. Oh the amazing stoner foods she has fed me!! Mmmmmm crack cheetos and pineapple :)

Submitted by miadelaluna on Sep 8, 10 at 8:32pm

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Definately a nigga.

Submitted by xXstrangeXx on Sep 9, 10 at 7:22am

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@miadelaluna.. Crack cheetos! Yessss! You forgot salty watermelon and sexy pizza!! Ha ha!! My sister is the shit!

Submitted by AFoxxyB on Sep 10, 10 at 12:11pm

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Who wants toast?

Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 5:22pm

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Want.

Submitted by butterf1yy on Jan 19, 11 at 1:49pm

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@goldensilver...the recipe probably just uses weed butter instead of regular butter. Google that ish.

Submitted by Crispy1 on Sep 9, 10 at 12:30am

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Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Sep 9, 10 at 11:29am

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Submitted by ur_a_towel on Sep 8, 10 at 4:32pm

Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 10, 10 at 2:02am

Submitted by killacali on Sep 8, 10 at 3:42pm

Submitted by dyzzie on Sep 8, 10 at 10:49pm

Submitted by goldensilver394 on Sep 8, 10 at 10:25pm

Submitted by skootles on Sep 9, 10 at 7:35am

Submitted by ldato on Sep 9, 10 at 11:36am

Submitted by Watermelons on Sep 10, 10 at 8:37am

Submitted by Dua on Sep 20, 10 at 6:02pm

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