I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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